Boobie Cactus

Cute. Unhinged. Slightly inappropriate.

An ultra-rare cactus known for its sculptural, boob-like bumps (yes, really). A total conversation starter and a must-have for collectors or anyone who likes their plants with personality.

Why you’ll love it:
• Rare and hard to find
• Easy care (thrives on neglect 🙃)
• The ultimate quirky gift
• Guaranteed to get a reaction

Plant Care Guide

Light:
Bright indirect light to full sun

Water:
Water only when soil is completely dry

Humidity:
Low (loves dry air)

Placement:
Indoor or outdoor (warm climates)

Pet Friendly:
No

Fertilizing:
Feed lightly during growing season

Size & Details
• Comes in a nursery pot
• Each plant will vary slightly in shape (that’s part of the charm)
• Slow-growing but can become a statement over time

A little inappropriate. Fully iconic.

You know you want it.